Annnd... my hunter is dead. She went hunting and found a cave crocodile. So I assume she bit of more then she could chew and the cave crocodile atta...
NO WAIT. IT WAS A TOAD. A GIANT FUCKING CAVE TOAD BIT BOTH OF HER ARMS OFF AND SHE BLED TO DEATH.
What kind of dwarf dies to a fucking toad?
Ok, turns out the toad is 3 times the size of a dwarf. That'll do it. Time to build some coffins I guess.
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