We were told great fortunes lie
For those who brave the darkest pits
So we did down to the caves
And found the place was shit
We started out with simple things
Some beds, some farms, a stockpile of food
But then a Toad ate one guy
La di da da ditity dai!
Despite the death we struggled on
For the riches we could gain
Gems abounded within those walls
But they're also filled with pain
A croc attacked, we lost a dwarf
At that point I think we lost our minds
We all attacked, we went for the kill
La di da da ditity dill!
We chase the croc away, away
We were happy to see it go
But then the bloody toad came back
Bearing gifts of death and woe!
He joined the croc and killed us all
Until there was only one last dwarf
Mad from grief with bloodshot eyes
La di da da ditity dai!
So there was one last dwarf
Foaming mad and short of breath
He went after an Antmen nest
To end it all with his death.
He died of course, so listen here
If ever you're told of riches to be found
You tell them to fuck off and die
La di da da ditity dai!
Yeah...it wasn't a very successful endeavour.
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